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Download Tales Of The Black Freighter Cartoon Now LeavingHan Solo Wookieepedia FANDOM powered by Wikia. Han SoloNever tell me the oddsHan SolosrcHan Solo was a male Human smuggler from the planet. Corellia who achieved galactic fame as a member of the Rebel Alliance and later the New Republic. Any Star Trek fan can tell you that when it comes to the most bang for your buck, you cant beat antimatter sometimes called Contraterrene or Seetee. We have told you not to stare at the Sun today. We have told you to use safety glasses. We have tried so very hard, and we are so very tired. Googles selfdriving car company Waymo sued Uber in February, claiming that Anthony Levandowski, a former Waymo engineer, stole 14,000 documents detailing Waymo. Born on Corellia, he was orphaned at an early age and taken by the pirate. Garris Shrike to serve on his crew. Brave Full Cartoon there. He was treated cruelly, and served Shrike for many years before escaping while in his teens. Solo became a smuggler, and fell in love with Bria Tharen, though she left him due to her duties to the Rebel Alliance. Solo then entered the Imperial Academy at Carida, serving with distinction. He was kicked out, however, when he stopped an Imperial officer from beating a Wookiee named Chewbacca with a neuronic whip for resisting capture. In gratitude, the Wookiee swore a life debt to Solo, protecting him with his life and a bond of friendship formed between the two that was unbreakable. Solo became a smuggler once again, with Chewbacca at his side. Piloting the upgraded and customized the Millennium Falcon, which he won in a game of Sabacc against Lando Calrissian, his future ally, he became known as one of the best smugglers in the galaxy. On the run from Imperial officials, Solo became caught up with the Rebel Alliance, courtesy of Obi Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker and Princess. Leia Organa, whom he helped rescue from the Death Star. Solo helped Skywalker destroy the Death Star when it attacked the Rebel base at Yavin 4, where they had taken Organa. Solo became an unofficial member of the Rebel Alliance, and fell in love with Organa. He officially joined the Alliance in 4 ABY and was immediately commissioned as a general. He led the strike team that helped destroy the Second Death Star at the Battle of Endor, in which Emperor. Palpatine was killed. A year later, the New Republic was founded. Solo married Organa in 8 ABY, and the two had three children Jaina, Jacen, and Anakin. As the New Republic was threatened by many enemies in its first years of existence, Solo was always on the move, sometimes traveling with Skywalker, who was Organas brother. Along with his wife and faithful Wookiee friend, Solo fought against Warlord. Zsinj, Grand Admiral. Thrawn, the reborn Emperor Palpatine, Admiral. Daala and the Yevetha. In 2. 5 ABY the New Republic was attacked by the Yuuzhan Vong. The war that followed lasted four years and was extremely bloody. Solos closest friend Chewbacca and his son Anakin Solo both died during the war, deaths that haunted the ex smuggler. The Vong were eventually defeated and the New Republic was reformed into the Galactic Alliance. In 4. 0 ABY, his son Jacen turned to the dark side of the Force, and took control of the Galactic Alliance. Solo and his wife joined the rebel faction opposing Darth Caedus, and the two were prepared to kill him, as they no longer saw him as their son. At the end of the war, Solo was still having tense relations with the GA government. Biography. Early life. ChildhoodOh, Hans no mystery man. What you see is absolutely what you get. His past is a mystery, yes. Hes never said much and I doubt he ever will. Leia Organa SolosrcThere were many rumors and speculation as to what happened to Han Solo in his earlier years. 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Dewlanna raised Solo as her own son, teaching him Shyriiwook and taking care of him when he became ill. Han would go on to participate in numerous scams and illegal activities under Shrikes direction, including participating in an asteroidmining scam and swoop racing. Though Solo wanted to learn more about his family, especially his parents, Shrike kept all that information from him in order to better keep him under his control. For years, he did not even know his family name. At one point, soon after learning from Dewlanna that he was part of the famous Solo line, he ran away from Shrike on Corellia. There, he tracked down his long lost aunt Tiion Solo and his cousin, Thrackan Sal Solo. The reunion with his family went badly, howeverhis aunt was a housebound madwoman, while his cousin was a sadistic bully who eventually sold him out to Shrike. Han did not learn about his parents, Jonash and Jaina Solo, until he reached adulthood. Solo hid the fact that he was descended from Berethron e Solo, a king of Corellia who introduced democracy to the system. Adventures with ShrikeI sentence you to death, Solo. May you rot in all the hells there ever were. Garris ShrikesrcHan Solo visited many planets on the behest of Shrike. During a mission on Corellia, Han befriended the half breed Bey, an individual he would later encounter during the Nagai Invasion, shortly after the Battle of Endor. There are also scattered reports that claim Han Solo was present on Kashyyyk during the battle there, near the tail end of the Clone Wars. Similar reports have been made about a brief run in with bounty hunters searching for an escaped Jedi on the planet Socorro. Han cares for the injured Bey. Solos education was spotty, like those of the other children Shrike used as beggars and thieves. Though most of the children received only an elementary education from the ships computer on Traders Luck, he managed with Dewlannas help to pick up some knowledge of mathematics, physics, and history by reading in his spare time. Intermittently, he would attend school while going undercover as part of a respectable family while Shrike was running a complicated con. At one point, Solo briefly attended a school where Garm Bel Iblis gave a speech. Afterward, he asked the Senator two insightful questions, which impressed Bel Iblis. Years later, during the Thrawn campaign 9 ABY, the senator would still recall meeting Solo. Solo earned his keep for Shrike doing a variety of unsavory jobs. He once joined a pirate group operated by cutthroats Lemo and Sanda. He made a name for himself racing repulsorliftswoops professionally and on the independent circuit. In these days, Solo made an enemy out of a Corellian swoop jockey named Dengar. During one highly publicized race through the crystal swamps of Agrilat, Solo caused Dengar to crash headfirst into a crystalline plant, severely crippling the other racer. Dengar, who would hold a grudge against Solo for the rest of his life, would later become a bounty hunter contracted to find him. In 1. BBY, Solo was sentenced to fight in the Regional Sector Number Fours All Human Free For All on the penal colony world of Jubilar for cheating at cards, a felony there. Matched against three other human fighters much larger than himself, Solo somehow managed to defeat the other gladiators in unarmed combat, suffering numerous broken bones. Just prior to the onset of the fight, Solo caught a glimpse of a mysterious figure wearing Mandalorian armor, his first encounter, albeit indirect, with the notorious Boba Fett. In 1. BBY, Solo was ready to leave Traders Luck in order to start his own career. 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